Welcome to the so-called website of Zeelicious Capital Management LLC, the most successful investment management company you've never heard of.
Why "so-called website"? We operate from a far-distant future, where websites no longer exist. They are called ethernodes.
Why "you've never heard of"? We operate from a far-distant future. In a sense, we don't exist yet.
Sound too "weird" for you and your credits? That's fine. We'll keep our ridiculous returns to ourself, and our fees. If you need to ask, we're not for you. And yes, they're outrageous.
Or perhaps you're "insane" enough to join us. If so, do give us a call. We have an excellent receptionist.
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